Friday, May 8, 2009

Weekend Humor


Everything is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as far to the corner, and they have added a hill. I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier than it use to.

It seems to me they are making the stairs steeper than in the old days. And have you noticed the smaller print they use in the newspapers?

There is no sense in asking anyone to read aloud anymore, since everybody speaks in such a low voice I can hardly hear them.

The material in dresses is so skimpy now especially around the waist and hips, that it is almost impossible to reach one's shoelaces. And the sizes don't run the way they used to The 12's and 14's are so much smaller.

Even people are changing. They are so much younger than they use to be when I was their age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am.

I ran into an old classmate the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't recognize me! I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning and in so doing I glanced at my own reflection. Really now, they don't even make good mirrors like they use to!

Have a chuckle and a Great weekend!


  1. You are right they dont make clothes the way they used to. A 12 feels like an 8!! I can run but nowhere near at the speed I used to and I used to slip on the ice with no problem I dont dare do that now.


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